Education slap

When somebody slaps someone with a school book

Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob

by Satanslefthand666 May 29, 2015

Fudge Slap

The act of slapping a friend with a turd in your hand

Joe was sleeping so I woke him up with a Fudge Slap

by Zeeker53 April 25, 2016

slap

The movement of an arm/hand hitting something.

OW! THAT SLAP WAS HARDER THAN WILL SMITH'S

by niggercoin April 27, 2022

Tweety slap

When you stuff a canary in the vagina, then you slap it.

Karolyn said that tweety slap sure is a hoot.

by Pissonit Perpaw October 21, 2023

aunt jemima slap

When you dunk your balls in maple syrup and slap your girl with them

Shut up Beto aunt jemima slap you .

by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017

bitch slap

a girl who slap that mother fucker for being a little shit

"shut up" said Abagail "no" said john so Abagail bitch slap john

by ezxchkl;' February 25, 2020

Chris-slapped

The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.

Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!

Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.

by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024