Meat Cleaver Fuck

Find a some bitch with two working (or non working) legs. PLEASE NO AMPUTI BITCHES. Go to your nearest cattle rendering plant, and ask the head butcher what for his biggest Meat Cleaver (you'll need this for the two legged bitch you've found). Take the meat cleaver and cut off one of the bitches legs (don't worry about her running to the police... usually this won't happen, because you'll be able to stop that hopping bitch right in her track). Then lay her down and insert your penis in her gaping wound. The penis does not need to be erect... the heat from her injured wound will active your cock. Stick your hard cock in her wound and out her pussy hole. This makes her horny... you will hear lots of moaning and screaming. Continue inserting your penis in and out of her until you are finished. When you are done... chances are she will be too. She will be very tired let her contine to sleep it off.

Come hear BITCH let me meat cleaver fuck you.

by Dr. Chris R. March 26, 2005

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loose meat sandwich

If you are one of those guys who likes to pleasure himself using comestibles of the meaty variety,then you would no doubt use a 'loose meat sandwich'...

i like to jerk of inside a loose meat sandwich.

by nimajneb tsrohnedab May 12, 2006

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meat eating mike

A boy who gets double chicken strips double bacon and double old english cheese at subway but is named bryan jeffs who goes to xlr8 at currumbin city church

there goes meat eating mike about to eat his big meaty subway

by bryan jeffs May 29, 2008

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ThatVeganTeacher Eats Meat

Here is a scenario of what would happen if That Vegan Teacher Accidentally ate meat:

Carnist: - eating McDonalds -

ThatVeganTeacher: Stop eating meat! You are hurting the ani-

Carnist: - shoves meat down ThatVeganTeacher's throat -

ThatVeganTeacher: Oh my fucking god! Nooooo, what did you do! Oh, my! - chews food - I remember that taste... That's good.... - grabs entire box of Chicken McNuggets and shoves it down her mouth - FUCK BEING VEGAN!!! I'M HAVING MEAT TONIGHT!!! - runs to McDonalds cashier and bys 500 Chicken McNuggets -

And that is what would happen when ThatVeganTeacher eats meat.

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 25, 2022

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