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Poopy Mama Bear

Single mom in her 30s that wears glasses and has her hair in a bun. She may have let her herself go but still tries to act sexy to attract a man.
The poopy mama bear was licking a lollipop hoping the guy in the bread aisle would notice.
by DeadGokuJokes November 10, 2018
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Cocaine bear

a badass bear that ate a whole fucking pound of cocaine 💀💀
The badass "cocaine bear"
Joe: bro is that the fucking cocaine bear?
Cb: roar
John: shit oh fucking sh-
by Isuckpussy🍼 September 24, 2023
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Bears in the dark

A sexual game where two or more partners go to opposite ends of a house and try to find each other with all the lights off and making as little noise as possible.
Sorry I can't work late tonight. Charles, Jason, Harrison, Zachary and I are all playing bears in the dark

-Ben
by Sick gang September 14, 2017
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Bugha-bear

A dark skinned woman that has a dick tattoo. Commonly packed with a fuck ton of STD's.
Person 1: Damn that girl lookin' fine as hell.

Person 2: Nah bro, I think she's a bugha-bear.

Person 1: Ah true bro, what a filthy nigger.
by Jew Sandwich July 31, 2021
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Bear River

Welcome to Bear River, a place where white kids learn to become racist and homophobic, a place absolutely brimming with rude women, and best of all a place where you can struggle to feel comfortable.
Boy #1: “Man, fuck Bear River.
Boy #2: “Yeah dude, that place is a shithole!”
Both boys: “Fuck Bear River!”
by SkrellyBroh November 24, 2021
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The Chicago Bear

The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
"Illinois football fans gather in a stadium to watch their local heroes perform The Chicago Bear. "
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
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Bear

A gay man that resembles the wild animal.
He is a real bear.
by Vermtownhomo March 12, 2019
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