gawk gawk times 2

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HEY BRENDA I’M GONNA GAWK GAWK TIMES 2 WITH YOU

by anonymous May 2, 2023

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance

The black sheep sibling of Artificial Intelligence, promiscuously spreading misinformation and calumny which can never be corrected, denied or retrieved, set in digital stone.

Although Jack was happily attached and leading a blameless life, he awakened one morning to the news that he was on Tinder, listed with a gender identity and sexual preference he had never actually heard of, was the target of several concurrently pending lawsuits, had been arrested for bestiality at the age of twelve, failed in his fifth attempt at getting a GED, declared bankruptcy twice, and, perhaps the greatest insult, had appended to his profile an unflattering photo of someone else with his exact name. All of this was out there forever. Forever, and it was sure to spread. There was no one to complain to. Nobody. Welcome to the age of A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance.

by Monkey's Dad September 12, 2023

2 sus 4 the bus

When someone or something is too suspicious to be trusted on a bus. Avoid 2 sus 4 the busses to board busses at all costs!

Carter: "hey why cant i come on the bus?" Bjorn: "BECAUSE YOU ARE 2 SUS 4 THE BUS!"

by fboybj November 25, 2021

2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

by Adam Loveland October 6, 2019

Throwing up 2’s

Throwing up 2’s means your submissive to women

Look! Michael is throwing up 2’s, He likes getting pegged!

by KIMMISTARR October 18, 2022

The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2

The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google

Person 1: Hey, is that The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2?
Person 2:Yeah, and he is with Neko

by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022