Supah Mario Brothers 2

The best game to ever exist, winning game of the year 15 years in a row.

Friend: What's your favorite game?
Dunkey: SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2! UH OH! SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 UH OH! SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SOUP- SUPAH MARIO BROTHERS 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 GAME OF THE SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK? Game of the Year: Super Mario Brothers 2 WHAT THE FUCK? Piece of shit! WHAT THE FUCK?

by Rubub March 11, 2021

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

where you put 2 fingers in the vagina and 1 in the asshole

"yo i just gave my girl the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink combo"

by wh0killedgracie March 15, 2021

gawk gawk times 2

69

HEY BRENDA I’M GONNA GAWK GAWK TIMES 2 WITH YOU

by anonymous May 2, 2023

A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance

The black sheep sibling of Artificial Intelligence, promiscuously spreading misinformation and calumny which can never be corrected, denied or retrieved, set in digital stone.

Although Jack was happily attached and leading a blameless life, he awakened one morning to the news that he was on Tinder, listed with a gender identity and sexual preference he had never actually heard of, was the target of several concurrently pending lawsuits, had been arrested for bestiality at the age of twelve, failed in his fifth attempt at getting a GED, declared bankruptcy twice, and, perhaps the greatest insult, had appended to his profile an unflattering photo of someone else with his exact name. All of this was out there forever. Forever, and it was sure to spread. There was no one to complain to. Nobody. Welcome to the age of A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance.

by Monkey's Dad September 12, 2023

1/2 lb Butter

A cute name to call your girlfriend

Girlfriend: "Good night babe!"
Boyfriend: "Good night my 1/2 lb Butter!"

by k4soju July 26, 2020

2 boys 1 cup

A user on constantiam who tries really really hard to be a regular, he also doesnt shut the fuck up about any previous times he's had with constantiam players. He used to go by QI2I until migration buttfucked his succulent little boy pussy

Oh there goes 2 boys 1 cup not shutting THE FUCK UP about PRC

by 2boys1cup July 15, 2022

New Jersey - Part 2

If you haven't seen part 1, go look at it it's on my profile. Anyways here's another around 1500 characters of my 5178 character fucking essay on how amazing New Jersey is because the definition character limit is 1500 characters. Here goes (i don't backtrack, this is all the writing that comes after the new york one, I don't backtrack not one bit.) - or "california is infiltrated by influencers who would wanna live there?" or "no one gives a shit about your state it's cold as fuck and the only thing good about you is seafood, plus you're fat because your weight is high because MASS-achusetts - Science Nerd 2763" or "new york is just a place to live with 10 roommates and ruin your life". We have the USA Ambassador to Burkina Faso and Benin, we have the guy who designed the MLB logo, we have Tom Cruise, we have Shaquille O' Neal, we were home to FUCKING THOMAS EDISON (hence the city, Edison), we have Richard Nixon, Queen Latifah, Paul Rudd, Grover Cleveland, Frank Sinatra, Martha Stewart, Brittany Murphy, Zach Braff, Thomas Mitchell, Michelle Rodriguez, Ray Liotta, John Amos, Dennis Boutsikaris, Benjamin Burnley, Lou Costello, Buzz Aldrin, Sean Baker, Judy Blume, MERYL FUCKING STREEP, Bruce Springsteen, Whitney Houston, Bud Abbott, and a whole lot more that won't fit in the character limit. Check my profile for part 3 I promise it's up because these were all written and posted within the same 10 mins.

New Jersey is the most amazing state with good tomatoes bagels pizza etc.
That's the end of New Jersey - Part 2 part 3 is up on my profile go look it IS there i promise you.

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022