person 1: i met this guy last night
person 2: what’d you guys do?
person 1: he gave me a wet william!
person 2: sick!
person 2: what’d you guys do?
person 1: he gave me a wet william!
person 2: sick!
by wetwoody October 1, 2021

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.
“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”
by robbiekates November 1, 2017

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

by Hinake UH August 5, 2019

Sticking your tongue in someone’s ear, like a wet Willy but instead of your wet finger it’s your tongue
“ Hey Jerry, I gave Frank a wet Wally as a prank and as soon as I pulled my tongue out of his ear he started moaning, what the fuck”
by Shadowthebro February 16, 2020

1. A Fire Ass Song Made By The Rap Prodigy Lil Yiga With his fellow trapper Trap $car
2. A Slang Word For A Vagina Specifically During Sex Or After An Orgasm
2. A Slang Word For A Vagina Specifically During Sex Or After An Orgasm
by PussyLicker69'420 June 14, 2022

a vagina with a yeast infection
by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018
