dick sauce

1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.

"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"

by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018

dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008

Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.

Ugh, this old people candy tastes like Dick Licorice

by sdh7444 October 21, 2010

Dick Load

Refers to a large amount of something.

Mate I have a dick load of money.

by C Mitchell March 27, 2009

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Vlad's Dick

Known as probably the largest human penis on the planet, Vlad's Dick is definetley not an easy task for any woman, only the brave can handle the gurth of such a gigantic and monumental schlong.

Person 1 : Damn, that guy Vlad has such a huge punisher

Person 2 : Well yeah, it's Vlad's Dick, it's got to be big.

by Bartholomew Nigel Alberto November 29, 2020

dick in a can

A canned drink offered by ExtenZe, a product (usually a pill) which is exhaustively advertised on late-night infomercials that supposedly increases a the size of a man's penis.

Man: Hey Honey! Check out this new drink I bought.
Woman: Oh, what kind of drink?
Man: It's a... male enhancement drink.
Woman: Like a protein drink to build more muscles?
Man: NO! IT'S DICK IN A CAN!!

by n1nj4squirrels July 26, 2009