Mexican Baseball

Getting jerked off on a populated school bus by a woman over 20 years older & ejaculating in your pants, leaving 40 different people absolutely disgusted.

That bud ride was absolute Mexican baseball, did you see the reaction that you got?

by May 05, 2022

Mexican Married

With your partner as a marriage but without paperwork (legally)

Angie and Tommy have been together for 5 years, they’re Mexican married.

by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024

Mexican Mimosa

A shot of tequila with lime paired with a Corona Extra with lime.

Hey Ian, let’s head down to the Mexican restaurant 7:00 A.M and start the day with a Mexican Mimosa.

by appletomc May 14, 2019

mexican refund

To return food back to the establishment via your asshole.

That restaurant overcharged me for my food. Time to cover their bathroom floor with the old mexican refund.

by Creation station April 23, 2019

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 03, 2021

mexican pancake

the sex position where you ejaculate on someone's face, wait until it dries, and then eat it.

where tf did the name even come from?

Mike Oxlong; i made my gf into a mexican pancake
Gabe Itches: nice

by LolaBunnyLover69 July 22, 2024

Mexican pancake

When a man c#ms on a woman’s face then it dries up to look like a pancake

Person 1: yo what did you do last night?
Person 2: i Mexican pancaked yo mama

by Laлddg February 14, 2023