Bum Nuts

What your dog leaves on the patio. Normally firm, well formed stools that bear an uncanny resemblance to walnuts, or pieces of chopped sausage.

"That dog has dropped a pile of bum nuts on the carpet again!"

"Gross! I stepped on a bum nut!"

by Blonefuse June 22, 2008

nut nuckle

open your fingers and rub fast

uuu i want a nut knuckle so bad my balls ich

by sdfasdf August 5, 2003

chuckle nut

a person who escapes from a cult and upon their return to save their friends finds everyone they knew to be victims of mass suicide

that guy is depressed because he's a chuckle nut

by jim4002 November 26, 2010

monkey nuts

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

Turkey Nuts

Where one of your nuts hangs lower than you other nuts. The higher of one nut accordin to the other.

Hey he has got the biggest turkey nuts.
How far apart are his turkey nuts?

by Micah aka hoVa October 10, 2004

busting a nut

To place a man's nuts between a woman's breasts.

After they had sex, they started busting a nut.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Dragging nuts

A person with baggy pants and nuts hanging lower than usally

lowsdute were sitting on his dragging nuts

by mr J.R December 25, 2007