playing with my tablet

Slang for Masturbating

wildKat: what were you up to?
Devenaira: I... uh.... ummmm... I was playing with my tablet.

by xxxkitkat July 31, 2017

slippin' on my pimpin'

essentially meaning to fuck up

guy 1: bruh i totally bombed that exam.... guy 2: well did you study?.... guy 1: nah... guy 2: damn my dude, you're slipping' on your pimpin'.... guy 1: forreal bruh

guy 1: dude that girl just told me to fuck off, third time tonight, i'm slippin' on my pimpin'

by johnnytwothumbs December 11, 2018

smash my grill

Wanting to recieve, rough, oral sex

Megan: Bob is so hot, I think I want him to smash my grill in.

by rnnrdad July 1, 2018

Smell my Harvest

Standing in the corner of a bar and you release a burpe from your arse and somebody walks up to you and smells your fart.

Hey Cassie, come over here and smell my harvest!

by Mike and Spike July 6, 2018

look at my chubby

When you want someone to see your penis.

Hey can you look at my chubby I want you to see if it’s a normal size

by GavinlolW July 29, 2018

See my 😃

"See my 😃" is a thing for high iq thinkers.

Friend: Yo, sup david, what's new?
David: SEE MY 😃
Friend: i don't get it
David: SEE MY 😃

by BoThinkIqBigLol August 10, 2018

Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup

Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair

by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018