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Get the step-co-parent-in-law mug.Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.
The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers
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Get the inverse call law mug.Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .
Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024
Get the Dad's Law mug.Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.
Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.
Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):
Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc
P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"
Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"
Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 16, 2024
Get the Toni's Law mug.In the event a drink or drinks are left at a hosts house for longer than three moons, it is expected the host inherits ownership of the liquor and shan't be returned to the guest upon next arrival.
"Lachie has left his half drunk bottle of Bundy here from last weekend, do you think he'd mind if I poured one?"
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."
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