it happened to a friend of mine

The phrase that people use when saying a ridiculously embarrassing story about something that happened to to them. To save themselves from total humiliation they say "it happened to a friend of mine".

George: God, I am so embarrassed, I can't believe Stacy found out I was cheating with her.

Bill: Don't worry, at least you didn't cheat on her with what you thought was her sister but turned out to be her fat brother.

George: huh?

Bill: It happened to a friend of mine...

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

Scary dog friend

Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler

Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them

A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend

by Jupiterianperfection May 6, 2021

Fuck a Friend Day

Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.

It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.

What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!

by Milfhunter2021 April 2, 2021

Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

friend of Lady Gaga

another phrase for a gay person

“Are you a friend of Lady Gaga?”
“Yes, I am gay.”

by bai.cas April 19, 2020

Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

back-end friend

Someone who lets you pump their arse with your woody shaft (ie have anal sex with).

Yeah that Kelly chick is just my back-end friend. We only arse fuck.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018