Fat Fucking Homosexual

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.

Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

terry the fat shark

A meme that gives you gifts every Wednesday, basically a good boi

Person 1: oh look, Terry the fat shark gave me a tv!
Person 2: how a shark can be so rich?

by Deathdarkgon May 10, 2021

strapping a fat lick

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing

Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!

by D. Scotty July 11, 2017

fat turtle ass

nice sexy /juicy

that one fat turtle ass

by willy scott November 19, 2020

big fat yeet

An extreme exaggeration of yeet

Damn, that test was a big fat yeet

by ScrewYourMom.com November 18, 2018

Drop a Fat Ripper

Unlike the commonly mistaken Lay a Fat Ripper to Drop a Fat Ripper is to fart very smelly and disgusting, can be loud or silent. When somebody drops a fat ripper, they usually walk by and let it out, then continue to walk away from the initial "drop zone" where they let it out, the fart's smell is then either dragged along with the person, or the smell stays at the "drop zone".

Person1: Im gonna drop a fat ripper beside person3!
Person2: Ok you go quick, make sure they dont know you did it!

by GoodBoye January 20, 2019

Aspen Fat Unit

When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the Vietnamese potbellied pig whose circumference exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass in your face as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.

Hey Derek, she’s about 0.76 Aspen Fat Units. You go get her while I call the hotel for mattress reinforcements. Don’t you dare try and tag me in, and remember the safe word: orcalovin

by Aspenburger September 1, 2021