The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts

Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.

by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

3rd party effect

questioning the feeling of being in the wrong place when in a group or social get together, while inadvertently not having a point of reference while the parties chat away like old times, while you sip on your pint and think after 10minutes, this is a bit weird

going out with your boy/girl friend who still sees / communicates with the ex-partner on a regular basis, whilst inadvertently receiving the 3rd party effect when in social outings or arrangements that make you feel like you need not be there

by xanderb December 3, 2009

The Montreal Effect

If you are not from the Montreal area, and you stay for longer than just a visit, you may be affected by the "Montreal Effect". The Montreal Effect is recognizable by it's taking over of a previously patient and soft tempered personality. Once it's effect have acted on a new Montreal resident, the person shows symptoms of agressiveness on the road, loss of patience, and selfishness.

- I am so irratable and mad at everything, I don't know what's wrong with me lately...?!
- Maybe you have been struck by the Montreal Effect.
- Is it bad?
- It's very dangerous.

by MandeeBenz May 13, 2010

Oagiti effect

Omg A Girl In The Internets effect.

Usual among internet lurkers. Ones without a girlfriend that is; of course that even those are not imune.

The oagiti effect in a chatroom:

Mark: "This chat is quite dead..."
Jane19: "Hi guys, can someone help me? I'm new here"
Johntheman: "Of course I can help ;)"
Mark: "Anytime"
Ian9001: "Just ask for it"
Steve: "Omg A Girl In The Internets!!!!!"

by Girl Internet Perverts May 20, 2010

The 'Crowther' effect

To be stunned or overcome by the brilliance of an individuals knowledge, or way of thinking.

Bob: "Did you hear that guy's speech?"

Tom: "Yeah it was great, that guy's really put The 'Crowther' effect on me!

Bob: "Me too."

by 02tclark May 28, 2010

broil effect

The act of cooking food in the oven on broil. Founded by zee zee.

Zee zee used the broil effect on his nugz

by Texxxxt'n April 14, 2007