Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

sploinkie doinke

The entity above all, our lord and saviour. Be terrified of it. It is amazing.

Praise Sploinkie doinke

Yes it is above all

by Sploinkie doink January 30, 2022

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

Boinky Doinky

Verb: Taking a hot dump in a community park porta-potty

Noun: a hot and steamy, but solidified piece of human feces

Yo! Some guy tipped over a Porta-Potty and totally lathered a kid in Boinky Doinky!

by Boinky Doinky Boy December 9, 2021

bankey donk

very strange creature, he loves "The Legend Of Zelda"

"ohh Bankey donk isn't he the guy that 100% Breath of the wild eight times!!!

by Naughtius Maximus December 30, 2021

Dirty donkey

When you’re hitting her from behind and she screams like a donkey until you hit the wrong hole and then she kicks

She was a dirty donkey last night after I had a few drinks

by Bigt*tst@mmy January 4, 2022

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022