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Tiger Woods 

Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.

Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.

Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.
Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!
Tiger Woods by Curousgeorge January 19, 2009
commenly used through out the day
my words are mingled
word by snappppp May 13, 2005
That ex girlfriend every guy has that was such manipulative psycho bitch, she made him think he was happy in the worst relationship. Upon looking back on the relationship that was, the guy decides it was so inhumane that the ex girlfriend should not be dignified with a full name, just the first letter so the bros know who he's talking about. The word is only whispered in the belief that as the spawn of Satan, she will hear and appear in the blink of an eye.
"Then after she slapped me and chipped my tooth, I found MYSELF apologizing"

bro- Who the hell was that?

>.> *whisper* "The K-word"
K-Word by AnoxicSoldier May 26, 2013
used in agreement with a noun.
jill attracts strange guys... word, yo!
gary is punk4ever, 10... word, yo!
hey jeff... word
word by harris April 28, 2003
Any claim that can be expressed as negative, thanks to the rule of double negation. This rule states that any proposition P is logically equivalent to not-not-P. Prove P is true and you can prove P is not false.

Example1:
1. If Unicorns had existed, then there is evidence in the fossil record.
2. There is no existence of Unicorns in the fossil record.
3. Therefore, Unicorns never existed.

Example 2:
Jason: 'Hey, did you that Danish and Deriana are dating?'
Ashley: 'how do you know?'
Jason 'Sam told me'
Ashley: 'I don't think so, those two are pranksters. They play mind games and talk shit all the time and no one has actually seen them together. They're cyber bullies that have nothing better to do with their life plus they're both committed to other people, they're just cyber friends'.
Jason: 'IDK
Ashley: 'C'mon, don't be a pussy like Sam and believe everything you hear or read, if you can't prove it, don't presume it'.
Why is it that people insist that you can't prove a negative? I believe it is the result of two things.
1. Disappointment that induction is not bullet proof, airtight and infallible.
2. A desperate desire to keep believing whatever one believes even if all the evidence is against it and not being able to prove that the P-Word is proven to be true.
P-Word by practical proposition December 18, 2017

Word-Diggity 

1. Extremely Awesome, Very In and hip, The Coolest
2. a Person who is very awesome.
1. Dude, That song is word-diggity!!
2. Wow, you are a word-diggity!
Word-Diggity by Bill Cosby April 20, 2004