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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Sucking a devil

When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth
Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too
by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017
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clout sucking

last nite sally was clout sucking me so hard i went numb - roy purdy
by Donut dream September 6, 2018
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Sucking Balls

When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.
DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.
by MC Skankaholic October 2, 2017
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suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016
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