parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Park Vista

a highschool full of gay furry band kids and the music hall smells like a methane leak all the time. don’t visit, don’t attend, park vista will leave you on your ass doing drugs in an alley, don’t even think abt college.

jeez i wonder if all my efforts for school will allow me to go to college and help me succeed, oh that’s right i attend fucking park vista.

by park vista attender November 22, 2023

parked the bus

Just had a poo

Jane.. "That toilet stinks"

Mum.. "I know, Martin has just parked the bus"

by DanSing October 22, 2017

OAK PARK

a ghetto ass town in sacramento california, it's a good idea to wear blue there, trust me.

M: you hear gunshots?

W: yuh, we must be in OAK PARK

by tommy wheeler December 23, 2022

brassic park

freezing

like nips hard and icicles on your eyelashes

but with dinosaurs

‘fuck me it’s brassic park’

by kkiwi November 24, 2021

Domain Parking Lot

What you may find when a formerly existing website that you used to visit has not quite "gone 404" (meaning, Not Found At All), but is now a blank space, entirely unrelated to the former site -- often either displaying generic categories that go nowhere, *or* showing an indication that the domain is now available for purchase.

Damn, that used to be such a great website, but now it's just a Domain Parking Lot.

by Obscurantist1 July 2, 2023

Thomas Park

A ginger dude from the North East of England who can really beatbox for his life!

Here is an example of his amazing work: youtube.com/watch?v=aQsZzXvxhXE&list=PLBJ92TECBllXMnb9M4rExQHd3ttBQiyNi&ab_channel=Skunqu

Person: Thomas, please beatbox!
Thomas Park: boots and cat and boots and cat

by langley park cemetery September 29, 2020