May 31

International Peg your Boyfriend day

- hey, whatcha up to today
- sorry, i’m busy pegging my boyfriend, its may 31st

by piece of clown May 30, 2022

May 15

Kiss your bestfriend day

"Yo is May 15, Better kiss your bestie"

by Gay_Hobo717 May 14, 2023

ELLA-may

She’s is a not so amazing person she is the type of person who will always enter your life at the wrong time she is the literall definition of a cunt

Friend:don’t go near her
Me: why
Friend: she’s and Ella-may

by Doggy1254 September 12, 2021

May 9th

National play Minecraft with ur loved ones

Girl: hey wanna play Minecraft?

Boy: wait is it may 9th? Well okay than!

Girl: yippies

by M1n3caf7 May 9, 2021

May 7th

National trip 3 people day

May 7th is the day where you wake up and choose violence, trip 3 people to get it off your shoulders.

by f1n3n1kki May 5, 2022

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

[May 10]

People born this day have a big ass
You can grab it easily

Damn, she was born on May 10, her ass is huge. I should grab it.

by Ma.its.me November 6, 2019