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Dirty Mike

Spreading the asshole of an individual and filling their colon with Grenadine until it starts leaking out of the anal cavity.
Todrick: I’m in the mood for a drink, but not any of that regular garbage. I need something…special.

Michaelson: Maybe *drops his trousers and grabs his trusty funnel* I could prep you a Dirty Mike~
by TheWordsmith200 March 14, 2026
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Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it
Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!
by Marniechan February 28, 2025
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No Mickey

No Mickey - the definition of when the main person for an event or social gathering isn’t present.
At the wedding the bride didn’t show, No Mickey.
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey

Created By Paul S L King
by Kingus.01 March 24, 2025
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Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike
Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity
by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025
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The Mickey Mouse Munthouse

The Mickey Mouse Munthouse, also known as the MMM, is a spinoff of the sacred tradition of munting. A group of people will instead bring the dead corpses into their house for a group munting session. The munters recreate the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse intro song as they are going down on said corpses, bonus points if any individuals dress up, or do character voice impressions while munting. The odor will get unbearable very fast due to the combatting scents of rotting flesh and bodily fluids, so this requires hefty amounts of air freshener. The corpses may be bathed in gamer girl bath water if no air freshener is available. The number of people munting may vary as long as there are two individuals munting one corpse, so there is never a limit to the munting you can do.
For my graduation party, I’m inviting my friends to our local cemetery to try out the Mickey Mouse Munthouse.
by The Muntologist May 4, 2025
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Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025
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The Mikayla harris

When you break up with your boyfriend and fuck a different guy the next day and get passed around by the whole friend group
My ex pulled the Mikayla Harris on me
by Yeger June 24, 2025
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