Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.
He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.
Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".
It the informant for the guild peeps.
He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.
Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
by The start July 12, 2022
Get the dustin with a Jmug. A savage so gay he gets it in the ass by gay men. Also he may be called MC Mirco. J-Dogg has never droped his mix tape so don't ask for one, He has a tiny Chode thats what MC Micro means.LMAO
J-Dogg sucks dick and has a milimeter peter .
by I was in bed with ur mom December 1, 2016
Get the J-Doggmug. by Noname44568 July 6, 2022
Get the Hepatitis Jmug. The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
by Amogus Impostor A-A-Ron March 8, 2021
Get the lil J money big suitcasemug. When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!
by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007
Get the J. Mindmug. by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009
Get the j watmug.