quick dick

1.) the phenomenon of being undeniably fucked in a rapid, unpredictable way. An unforeseen fuckjob.

1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"

2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.

by a55hor53 May 11, 2014

Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019

Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.

Ugh, this old people candy tastes like Dick Licorice

by sdh7444 October 21, 2010

dick bong

A bong in the traditional sense, but modeled and shaped like a dick.

Marvin, get Alex's dick bong out of your mouth!

by Magic Mushroom April 18, 2008

Dick island

An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed

Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.

by Tata08 April 21, 2015

Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Dick Trunk

When you gently set your nut sack on your girls forehead, thus fulfilling her life long dream of having a trunk.

I bet that dude at the bar would give me a big dick trunk! Oh yeah, take a pic and let's see!

by Elephantsneverforget January 29, 2017