Cracker Dick

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker

Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you

by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016

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My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016

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Shit for dicks

Also derived from the commonly used phrase "fuck all", "shit for dicks" also means nothing, not a single thing.

"I'm out, there's shit for dicks left in this glass "

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

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Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

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Dick large

Like Gay Mark, A gay Idiot that does not know shit and how to live life. A failure and disgrace even to their parents that they needed a trash can.

That Guy is such a Dick large.
Ewww....MOM A DICK LARGE

by Trumpshitzwords May 14, 2019

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The inability to initially see rude, disrespectful, and sarcastic characteristics of another person for an extended period of time until it is revealed buy a third party. Usually a friend or co-worker.

I can't believe I never saw this coming. Bobby never treated me right, I was so Dick-Blind

M is so dick blind. Her coworker such a sarcastic asshole, but she doesnt even realize it.

Person 1: How come I never noticed how rude she could be!

Person 2: You were dick-blind bro, shes always been this condescending with you.

by Epocseer April 7, 2019

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