The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
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A big ass city in the kalos pokemonregion which is its capital.the city first made its debut in Pokémon x and y and will make a reappearance in Pokémon legends ZA
The city is home to a whole slew of shops and attractions you can visit and enjoy. Also full of places where you can eat your heart out.
Also is used in the figurative sense to describe some place that is a nosebleed to navigate.
The city is home to a whole slew of shops and attractions you can visit and enjoy. Also full of places where you can eat your heart out.
Also is used in the figurative sense to describe some place that is a nosebleed to navigate.
In the city sense: Would you like to go to restaurant le yeah with me tonight? It’s in Lumiose city.
In the figurative sense: navigating IKEA is a big nosebleed. It’s a Lumiose city of a maze.
In the figurative sense: navigating IKEA is a big nosebleed. It’s a Lumiose city of a maze.
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Guy 1: im trying to suck someone off for Clout?
Guy 2: wanna go to bay city? OT is from there?
Guy 3: nah im not a loser. It’s bay Shitty.
Guy 2: wanna go to bay city? OT is from there?
Guy 3: nah im not a loser. It’s bay Shitty.
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you gyus should join it
you gyus should join it
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