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anal snouds

noun.

1. A kink most commonly belonging to Andie

Sophie: what's your kink?

Andie: anal snouds

2. the noises that Andrew Garfield's ex-girlfriends all make as a result of dating him
BoJack: How are you feeling?

Sarah Lynn: *anal snouds*
by edelgardbodypillow January 8, 2022
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anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call
'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'
by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024
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anal peppermint stick

A super freaky thing to do during the holiday season is to play hide the anal peppermint stick.
Oh! On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love said to me, let’s hide the anal peppermint stick!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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anal guppy

My girl loves when her anal guppy is touched
by Taylor9999999 October 30, 2017
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Anal Ventriloquist

1. Someone unfortunately gifted or cursed with the ability of talking out of one's ass!

2. The art of Talking utter Shite, as in complete and utter nonsense about any subject under the false assumption that you know what you are talking about or acting like an expert in your field when you clearly don't know what you are doing!.

3. someone who doesn't have a clue what they are talking about..
Boris doesn't have a clue what he's talking about...he's a total anal ventriloquist!

Priti says she's in control of our borders... she must be joking she's an anal ventriloquist!
by The Sarcastic Assassin April 14, 2021
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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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anal leprechauns

The type of leprechaun that causes itching and can only be dispelled by anal sex or laxatives.
Baby, I got a pot of gold waiting for you. I just need you to defeat my anal leprechauns.
by Gorgonga May 20, 2024
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