Johnny: Want some sex on the beach?
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!
Jilly: That sounds great!
Johnny: Bend over then.
Jilly: You pervert!
by lui kang December 28, 2005
Get the sex on the beach mug.One night I came home from work late and found my girlfriend laying naked on our couch. She was masturbating so I became instantly wet. She got up and started fingering me. She hit my g-spot almost every time. I couldn't hold back anymore. I threw her onto the couch and started licking her wet pussy. She had a huge orgasm. A minute later the doorbell rang. We walked over there still making out. The girl from across the street was there and asked if she could join. I said yes and bent down and started licking her pussy. My girlfriend and her were making out. The women from across the street started fingering me. We fell asleep in each other's arms and woke up and did the same thing again. It was the best lesbian sex I ever had.
by hornygirl123 June 8, 2010
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How to play:try to grab and play with each others genitals in order to make the other orgasm first.
Rules:
Sex toys are not allowed unless both people agree.
Bondage is not allowed as it impairs one persons ability.
No faking of orgasms.
No testicular smacking as it really hurts.
The game ends when:someone orgasms
For extra fun:play with 3 or more people.
How to play:try to grab and play with each others genitals in order to make the other orgasm first.
Rules:
Sex toys are not allowed unless both people agree.
Bondage is not allowed as it impairs one persons ability.
No faking of orgasms.
No testicular smacking as it really hurts.
The game ends when:someone orgasms
For extra fun:play with 3 or more people.
Bob:dude i had this awesome sex fight with my wife and her friend
Bob#2:did you win?
Bob:nope*smiles*
Bob#2:did you win?
Bob:nope*smiles*
by Ima ninja November 16, 2009
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Get the Hobo Sex mug.The only natural gifts from God. Whoever thought of and agrees with marijuana being illegal and no sex till youre 18 will burn in hell and get fucked up by God personally...
Nigga, fuck the government, how dare they try to take away the only gifts that God gave us. Well it dont really matter anyway, ive been fucking them bitches since i was 11, and ive been smokin herb since i was 9.
by Reggaetonist November 4, 2004
Get the Sex and Weed mug.i saw regina she was at the other side of the class with her legs wide open i could feel my cock get hard. after school i looked at her and said "wanna come to my house? ;)"i was waiting in my dorm when she came in and wore her sluttiest clothes. She wore a tight black crop top ripped so her tits hung out and some sexy underwear, my cock shot up and she looked down and winked. she began tearing off my clothes. She swirled her tongue around the tip of my cock and then deep throated my 20" cock, i began to cum and she pulled away and swallowed it then licked the rest of it off. I stood up and she said "where are you going..?" then i said "behind you ;)". I stuck my cock in a little bit and she softly moaned then i stuck my whole 20" inch cock in her pussy. she started to scream "GO HARDER, YES DADDY I LOVE YOU" and i said "shhh the teacher might hear you" but she did not care, she said "IM ALL YOURS TONIGHT DADDY" then the principal walked in and she stopped- then said "..." and walked out i licked regina's clit. then i started to thrust in and out of the principal and regina said " hey, let me get some" so i stuck my cock into her and i went faster and i then..i felt it "ITS COMINGGG" and she said "hold it in a little longer" a minute passes and i feel it building up "I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER" she said " let it out baby" I swear that day i put my weight in cum into her
by daddycumme December 6, 2020
Get the sex story mug.A term used to descibe when canadians go crazy like a moose during springtime and have sex with anything in sight. Also know as mating-season sex.
by winona August 13, 2005
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