kissing whorizontally

To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)

No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient
Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight

I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night
by Camp Bitch January 01, 2024
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Kissing Horizontally

Two people kissing as they're laying down together.
Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.
by Jackalope24 March 24, 2024
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Water Ball Kiss

A water ball kiss occurs when you sit on the toilet and you poop and it splashes on your balls. It feels like a small kiss
"Damn I just took a big dump at the school and got a water ball kiss."
by hisoka's lover March 18, 2021
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ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.
So is this is a “ring kiss” or a “good bye”?
by paconaranjo January 08, 2018
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poison kiss

A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.

A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.

Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
by Qwerty The Queen February 23, 2021
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Trout Kiss

A trout kiss is a series of small, rapid kisses that can be sent through the air, or applied to the forehead, cheek or, more romantically, on the lips.

It’s an innocent form of affection that’s suitable for couples, while being silly and sweet enough to be family-friendly.

It’s called a trout kiss because the series of kisses causes you to make a fish-like face.
Daniel estimates that he gives Julie somewhere between 50 to 1,000 trout kisses per day.
by Joness Jones February 20, 2025
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Mistletoe-kiss

When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”

“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
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