Two moments

I don’t know how long I’ll be so I’ll keep it vague to avoid being longer than agreed upon
I’ll be back in two moments I just have to find something
by F3mal3boss April 2, 2021
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Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Spending time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.
I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg.
by Killer2646488 February 13, 2025
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When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, looks like two boys fighting under a duvet
by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023
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Tampa two step

When a man dressed as a pirate gets kicked in the nuts multiple times.
I tried to pick up this fine ass ho during he Gasparilla parade, and that bitch gave me the Tampa two step.
by Igotsdamottz June 7, 2019
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Two flusher

When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man

Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!
by Highdefkitten June 17, 2017
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