Pack Your Mud

A term used to describe or refer to shoving your Cock into someone's ass.

Hey Bruce, go get the vaseline so I can Pack Your Mud tonight.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

Box Your Nob

To have someone, female or male or otherwise, to suck on the penis, aka, your nob.

JC: Has Jasmine Boxed your Nob yet?
SK: Yeah she totally Has!
(Jezuz Cat asked if Jasmine had boxed your nob, box your nob, and she had boxed SK's Nob)

by Jezuz Cat January 5, 2009

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

squeeze your shoes

(verb): To deride someone verbally about fundamental aspects of the person's life. Generally, the derision is done by a baby boomer towards a younger person, normally generation y. The term was used extensively in David Foster Wallace's posthumously published novel "The Pale King." Squeezing someone's shoes goes beyond good nature ribbing or teasing because it isolates more serious qualities in the person whose shoes are being squeezed (i.e. career, or other serious existential questions).

Damn, Dad is really going to squeeze your shoes about dropping out of college and your general mid 20's malaise.

by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Your mum geiy

It means go shoot yourself you noob

Hey mate how is it going with life?

Your mum geiy.

by Anthoon21 June 9, 2018

Balls On Your Chin

if the balls are resting on the chin, then the dick is in the mouth all the way. its a brash way of describing a blowjob.

Girl while giving a blowjob: Is this a good blowjob?

Man getting the dainty little blowjob: No, i would rather have my balls on your chin.

by Good Ol' Rando April 9, 2017

Get Your Nut

To participate in an activity that results in ejaculation. Usually exclaimed, directed at a person. Said person is most likely in a situation that the commentator believes will end in orgasm. "Nut" refers to semen, and thus, to get your nut, is to ejaculate.

When the female counterpart is aware of the meaning of this phrase, it is usually more polite to instead say, "GYN". The female may or may not understand this abbreviation.

Bill Gates is seen walking alongside a very attractive woman.
Super Mario: "Yeah Bill Gates, get your nut!!!!"

Luigi catches a glimpse of Mario walking into a secluded area of his back yard with an extremely attractive girl.
Luigi: "MARIO! YEAH DUDE!! GET YOUR NUT"

by PubicForestBurner July 14, 2009