What have you

Etc, also known as whatever, anything, all else.

You can decorate this room with lamps, sofa, tables, oh! what have you!

by Heartx.Stars November 10, 2009

If you say so.

A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.

Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 711 this afternoon.

Man #2: Yeah, tell me another one.

Man #1: No, I really did see Elvis.

Man #2: If you say so.

by Bulldog6 December 27, 2008

So you think you can rape?

A TV show in which convicted rapists are entered into a Big Brother style house. The ultimate goal of the show is to find the best rapist of those interred. They would have weekly competitions such as Most Violent Rapist, Quickest Rapist, Most Loving Rapist, highest amount of 'I'm sorry's' post coitus etc. the winner would be the publics most favoured Rapist. The prize being facial reconstruction and a new identity.

Matty J: Hey Deano, who's your favourite on this awesome show 'So you think you can Rape?'

Deano: Well I was gunning for Fritzl but the new guy Castro has swung it for me!

Matty J: Gaylord!

by BruffandConlon June 12, 2013

Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

by Katheeeee August 21, 2009

Wow, you lose!

A phrase from an old NES game called Bokasuka Wars (which is regarded as the worst game ever by many). Whenever the player lost the game (which was quite often), the words "WOW, YOU LOSE" appaeared on-screen.

Player: *loses game*
Game: WOW, YOU LOSE!

by ShadowMan February 15, 2004

You were a mistake

1. A wicked insult to scar or otherwise mentally harm your brother,enemy,troll,fag,loser,low-life or whoever it is you are arguing/disagreeing with.

2.Something you say to your kids to make them feel 'special'.Popular with fathers,mostly.Similar to 'you were an accident'.

1. (Random Youtuber watching one of Gligar13Vids reviews,posting a comment) : Damn,dude.Either you was dropped as a baby or you were a mistake!

Gligar13Vids : D: ....

2. Daddy: Why the fuck did you knock over that vase?!Why did my bitch even have you?!You were a mistake!!

Kid: (sarcastically)Gee,thanks,Dad!

by damnthat'sgoodOJ November 28, 2013

i smell you

another way to say "i hear you" or "i know what you're sayin"

devon: These niccas just won't get off my ass about this shit.
tremond: ah i know! i smell you man

by Lovin the Ganj November 15, 2006