red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

Slide Hammer Hand Job

Similar to that of a regular handjob, the differnce being that the person giving the handjob uses a slide hammer motion. Starting slow at the tip and then stroking down with extreme force until being stopped by pubic bone. This takes place repeatedly until the person receiving either passes out from pain or a bloody ejactulate occurs. Hopefully both. Slavic in orgin.

You guys hear about Kurt? He spent all day in the ER cause his Slavic girlfriend gave him a wopper of a Slide Hammer Hand Job. He won't be riding his bike for a while.

by LHC***** March 26, 2010

speed bag scissor hands

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.

Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.

by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010

Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.

"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

by That Raffy Taffy October 10, 2012

Flying Pimp Hand of Death

Raising ones pimp hand (back hand), whilst jumping from height, to connect with targets face. Causes immediate cranial injury.

That hoe was pissing me off, so i gave her the Flying Pimp Hand of Death.

by peter dobson May 14, 2010

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

Two Hand Ham Twister

The Two Hand Ham Twister (THHT) is an advanced form of head in which the one giving head has one hand on the base of the dick and one hand near the top and twists them in opposite directions back and forth while simultaneously moving both hands up and down in sync with each other and the mouth giving the head. This type of head requires a considerable amount of lubrication and skill and it is also the type of head Simon is receiving.

"bro I got a Two Hand Ham Twister from my girl last night, that shit made me nut in 30 seconds"

by Slangslammer9000 October 12, 2019