Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!

oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise

by JBut December 25, 2007

johnny red eye

Marijuana

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.

by Stanski May 31, 2016

Japs Eye Warrior

Another way of saying batty boy

Graham Norton is a japs eye warrior

by Will, Dan and John October 14, 2007

for your eyes only

Used to specify that something is shown exclusively for the person with whom you are talking

For your eyes only I show you my heart

by delhills May 13, 2020

Ching ching eyes

A racial term sometimes derogatory that means having a resemblance of slanted Asian eyes.

That mixed raced dude over there look like he got some ching ching eyes.

by jiggysaw17 February 14, 2019

texas brown eye

the act of man getting his asshole licked by a gerth of a woman followed by a face of utter shock and disipointment.

hey tex!!! what did she do to you last night?.... she gave me a texas brown eye!!!

by onewheelpeel November 18, 2010