The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.

John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.

by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013

Pink Screen of Death

Its like a blue screen of death in your head coupled with blushing, but brought about by sexiness. basically when you see something so sexy your brain stops for a minute and you blush really hard.

"hey check out the pic of this french maid... dude?" "oh sorry i just went a little pink screen of death for a second there

by blank.... April 26, 2014

Email chain of death

The resulting email chain from a group email, caused when a question is sent to multiple people, and everyone chirps in with varying replies, possibly including adding additional recipients who might have some interest in the matter (or more than likely not).

Good indicators are when multiple people send emails basically saying the same thing, or when new random people start chirping in to a discussion that's already been agreed.

That issue with the sales team? That really started am email chain of death, didn't it?!

by londonalex April 28, 2014

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.

*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.

by trendforcaster June 12, 2016

Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.

"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"

by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017

Evil Wiener of Death

Noun;

1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.

1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.

by Lucille Bawlz April 23, 2017