An incubator baby Is usually a 3-10cm baby made of solid meteorite, diamond, gold, Sometimes super rare Chinese plastic.
Typically, when thr baby is born it goes through the incubation process which involves a heavy baptism in vodka, preferably 100+ proof so that all of the sex magic spells that took to create the gets nullified. Thus leaving a baby pure as suuper suuuuuper suuùųûüůper pure baby compared to other regular roastbeefesque un incubated(aka halflings, non gerbs, full beef no roast non bated babies)
There is a squad that protects these babies and honors them, and if you've been lucky enough to attend a ceramony of such babies. U know what's good. That is all.
Typically, when thr baby is born it goes through the incubation process which involves a heavy baptism in vodka, preferably 100+ proof so that all of the sex magic spells that took to create the gets nullified. Thus leaving a baby pure as suuper suuuuuper suuùųûüůper pure baby compared to other regular roastbeefesque un incubated(aka halflings, non gerbs, full beef no roast non bated babies)
There is a squad that protects these babies and honors them, and if you've been lucky enough to attend a ceramony of such babies. U know what's good. That is all.
The incubabtor baby tune: Incubator babe, incubator baybay. Stop, drop. And incubate yo Bay bayyyyy
Incubator baby
Incubator baby
by 007 man June 28, 2022
Get the Incubator babymug. 1. A young man who is dating a cougar / middle aged woman
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
2. A young man who prefers dating middle aged women.
Guy 1 - Hey, I heard you went over to that Bon Jovi concert with that older woman, is everything ok?
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
Guy 2 - Yeah, that's my girlfriend Monica, Im her cougar baby
by ValiantBert April 25, 2020
Get the Cougar Babymug. by Jeremy Hubbard January 12, 2012
Get the girder babymug. The time period after you have a baby and you miss out on all pop culture and only know what's happening in the kid and baby world
by Welkand September 19, 2018
Get the baby blurmug. noun: a child conceived when both parents were intoxicated and fornicated without having an actual want for children
Mike: Aw man, I feel bad for Destiny and Jake.
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.
John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
Bob: Why, what happened?
Mike: Destiny found out she's having a Bourbon Baby.
John: Son, we need to talk.
Daniel: Yes, Dad?
John: Son, your mother and I never meant to have you. We were both really wasted and things got heated and...
Daniel: What are you trying to say?
John: You're a Bourbon Baby.
Daniel: *weeps*
by The Sinstar Carrier September 19, 2010
Get the Bourbon Babymug. When the significant other has not learned their lesson in life or used protection. One party or the other straight sent it.
Man :"That woman was so out of line when she cheated on me, I did an about face and got her pregnant, revenge baby."
Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."
Woman: "That fucking asshole gave me what I wanted after I cheated on him. Then he kept his mouth shut, played along and I threw him away. Then the mouther fucker surprises me, gets a good job , wants to be a family and marries me, then quits the job and is now jobless social shaming me some more, so I got pregnant again, revenge baby, because he didn't learn his lesson either, then divorced him."
by Ankle-sprain July 22, 2021
Get the Revenge babymug. by Kaiakuck July 29, 2019
Get the Fortnite babymug.