Get the great-granddaughter-in-lawmug. 
Get the co-uncle-in-lawmug. My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
Get the Levi's lawmug. A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
Get the Peyton's Lawmug. 
Get the half-co-cousin-in-lawmug. My great-great-grandnibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the great-great-grandnibling-in-lawmug. The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."
Also known as the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle.
Coined in 2013 by Alberto Brandolini, an Italian programmer.
Related to the quote attributed to Noam Chomsky, "It takes a minute to tell a lie, and an hour to refute it."
Trolls rely on Brandolini's Law to tie up well-meaning people in time-consuming debunking, with a minimum of effort on their own part.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
Get the Brandolini's Lawmug.