Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

piss take

Piss take meaning to take the mick, having a joke

This is seriously a piss take

by hand;ejf January 27, 2023

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022

Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming

Oh dear your the one who piss wanked

by Roasts August 19, 2018

Piss Fingers

A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies

“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”

“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”

by Transmitteroftheclap January 20, 2024

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by shit post May 30, 2022

Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021