mexican rainforest

To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.

I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.

by Dirty Mormon July 3, 2017

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017

mexican bitch

when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.

girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!

girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!

by high school musical 4eva July 30, 2017

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

mexicant

the idea that people from Mexico cannot exist in the united states unless they are illegal

guy 1: dude Kristy is mexican and she totally just cussed out the spanish teacher without him noticing
guy 2: dude she mexicant bc we live in kansas
guy 1: oh yea i forgot we live in america

by claraclara August 13, 2017

mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.

Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???

by Zainy21 September 5, 2017