man meat sandwich

The act of putting your genitals between two slices of bread... Cooked at a temp. Of 350 degrees

John: Whats that?
Adolf: a man meat sandwich. Wana bite?
Random fag: yes i would love a bite of your suculant manlicious meaty sandwich

by Da thug July 6, 2015

bag your meat

To bag one's meat. A man involved in the missionary sex position with a woman. Successful intercourse involving the interaction between male genitalia and female genitalia.

Dude! That chick is all over you! Bag your meat man!

by Smash addict February 23, 2007

Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.

Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin

by JohnnyBoy6969 February 24, 2010

Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Loose meat sandwich

To start having sex with someone and go flaccid while still inside.

I'm too tired baby. All you're going to get is a loose meat sandwich.

by IrishB April 24, 2016

dark meat sandwich

When two black guys fuck a white girl at the same time, similar to a blonde sandwich.

Black guy in the front
White girl
Black guy in the back.

Last night dude, we gave this girl a dark meat sandwich. She was enjoying it for hours!

by Dr. Jizzbomb December 3, 2010

M$ Meat Wallet

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006