grinning like a wanking jap

over the moon,
ecstatic

by eck kes, you're manouvering has got me grinning like a wanking jap - kes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."

Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

by sunset pirate July 25, 2008

i like big butts

a phrase, usually followed by "and I cannot lie"

Always trust one who likes big butts, for one cannot lie.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

by iamarealamerican July 19, 2015

wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge

Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

by Lavynia January 15, 2018

Just like this post for no reason

Just do it

Come on man just like this post for no reason

by Savagecabbage29 February 11, 2017

up like trump

When getting down like a baby on the dance floor

Dam, that girl was up like trump

by Whentheraindrops July 3, 2015

whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007