jack turkey

When your mom and dad fill all there oldest kids holes with cum

Most people like to be Jack turkeyed on a mounted

by Bigbadstuf July 25, 2016

Black Jacked

It Means to fix something in an unconventional way.

I black jacked a scratched dvd using toilet paper and toothpaste.

by Silent_S July 3, 2009

Handsome Jack

Someone you can tell a mile off

Beautiful girlfriend/wife far far out of his league

Usually a monger

A propper half breed looking thing

Sometimes even makes a strong noise

And walks with a hunch and or limp

Mate did you see that gorgeous girl with a handsome Jack

How did that cretin get a girl like that

by Strong hand John December 29, 2017

jilly-jacked

screwed up, wrong, half-ass, googly, dissapointing

What the crap? That's completely jilly-jacked!

by riggityriggs November 4, 2006

kick jacked

when somebody steals your side kick right from under you while you're having a conversation online

Spencer: Billy, let me see what she is saying!
Billy: No!
Spencer: you just got kick jacked! (takes the kick)

by matt Morales July 23, 2007

Jack reacher

Jack reacher is a type of name like John Doe, it is used to describe a short gay man who thinks he is tougher then everyone and considers himself to be a "badass" and try's to itimidate everyone when know one takes him serious

Tim: did you see that blantantly homosexual man trying to start a fight
Fred: yea he's a regular jack reacher

Austin: I can't believe that short gay guy tried to fight me
Dave: I know, what a jack reacher

Kevin: did you hear about that gay midget trying to itimidate the police ?
Tyler: ha, yea just another jack reacher

by HeathHeart53 December 20, 2012

Jack Smith

One who wears satchelled pants in which he can dump his masturbatory discharged. Jack smiths usually wear specially designed satchel pants which allow easy access to the penis at any time. A typical Jack Smith would usually have bed time set around 8pm and have regular “naps” (masturbation sessions) throughout the day, “The early bird catches the worm”. Typical quotes from a Jack Smith would be – Nice pic ains, v. Nice tshirt mike and women aren’t funny.

"hey steve where did cliff go?"
"he says he's gone for a shave but we both know he's really gone for a "jack smith"

by ProudFeet2 January 29, 2009