Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used

Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.

by Alpha twelve November 13, 2022

internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

Douche Babe

noun. A slang term - often used by women in a jestful or derogatory manner - that condescendingly refers to a man’s best bro.

Derived from douchebag and frequently used in conjunction with a bromance.

Him: “I’m headed out for a few drinks. Be back later. Love you!”

Her: “Let me guess. You’re going to hang out with your douche babe again, huh?”

by The Bearded Wunder April 13, 2022

douche nozzle

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

by Fancay November 20, 2015

douche

a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.

Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."

by inrialiti March 6, 2011

douche machine

A truly moronic form of life.

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.

by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003