Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

Giuli and David

Two people who dated but can’t seem to let go of each other no matter how much no contact they go through they always find away back to each other. No matter how many horrible situations they go through no matter how much they block or unadd each other someway they will go back to each other. Most of the time they don’t see it and think they don’t need each other but in reality they need each other and they will find a way back to each other

Messi: You guys are like Giuli and David
Willito: Oh i hope we find each other again

by pikupika May 6, 2024

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

The Sling of David

A sexual activity within the scat fetish community wherein one participant defecates into a sling and slings it into their partner’s face as hard as humanly possible (a la David v Goliath).

“You feeling okay Tom? You’re looking a little dazed”

“Sorry, me and the misses tried the Sling of David last night and I got a bit of a head injury from it.”

by TheSemenStomper December 19, 2024

On king David

King David was the nickname of David Barksdale, the founder of the Black Disciples gang. A GD saying.

"On king David I will do it"

by GodDam_ January 27, 2025

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025