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Chocolate George

1.The act of having anal, vaginal, and oral sex all in one go-around. In that order.
2.Possibly the worst way to do all three types of sex at once.
Jenny got angry with her boyfriend after he failed to mention his plan of executing the Chocolate George last night.
by Thatoneguy56 November 7, 2012
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Chocolate Smoothie

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.
Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.
by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021
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Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.
Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.
by jtronication October 23, 2009
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Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS
by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016
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Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands
My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night
by Corner man 777 September 13, 2022
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Chocolate Orchestra

When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight
by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022
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double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.
I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”
by coink September 2, 2023
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