Diet Chocolate

When you lack the amount of melanin that you would like to have. A light skinned person in denial.

I'm not light skinned, i'm diet chocolate

by Iamkmoon October 15, 2018

Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 5, 2022

White chocolate oreo

Too many layers to go through...dark, light, dark and then light again...but he’s just light-skinned, and I love him for it.

Remember when we were in Paris? That white chocolate Oreo approached us and you made it with him on the Seine, and now you’re pregnant. Crazy night, huh? Those white chocolate Oreos will do that to you every time.

by Staziism May 31, 2018

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

quavers and chocolate fingers

a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger

“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call”

by HerroGamerHD November 15, 2023

Chocolate Poseidon

The defender of bubbles. The act of taking a dump in a bubble bath and playing with it

‘ here he comes. Chocolate Poseidon the defender of bubbles’ Said Nick whilst holding his dump in the bath.

by StelioK March 13, 2025

Chocolate Rain

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.

Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2019