Alex

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Hey that Alex is crazy love it!

by LillbambiB December 22, 2016

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex

a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.

alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm

uh fuck

*arches back*

*squirts*

by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018

Alex

the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.

Madison: Have you seen alex play football?
Me: I did and he’s is so hot, right?
Madison: Exactly.

by CutieTomato May 13, 2024

Alex

Alex is a man that can be considered a good friend that will be always for and with you, sometimes he can be forgetful of what he does, but never forget the little details you tell to him. He likes gaming and he is main of hu Tao in genshin

Look!, Alex's hu Tao does 100 000 crit damage

by Someordinalyskyrimplayer November 22, 2021

Alex

Beef.

Alex hehe beef.

by Beepbeepboopboop24 November 6, 2021

Alex

A big black gorrila or nigger who likes to eat bananas and suck the absilute shit out of all tubes including vapes

He is a natural Alex

by patkaeater April 14, 2024