wet texan

Someone from Florida (a.k.a. Floridian)
“Wet” referring to the swamps and beaches of Florida, and “Texan” referring to the confederate, gun slinging Wild West style of people who live there. While Texans are mostly cowboyish in nature, a Wet Texan is a different breed living amongst alligators, crocodiles, & anacondas to name a few.

“This guy’s from Florida, he’s like a Wet Texan”

by Howie Doon September 18, 2021

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Getting Your Stuff Wet

Getting laid.

Last night, before my friend left my house, he asked "Are you getting your stuff wet tonight," because I was home alone with my girlfriend.

by mikey massacre December 01, 2008

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Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 14, 2019

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Wet Narcissus

The combination of coke and viagra, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. Most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. Hard revelry, if you will...

"Do you have that Wet Narcissus, Nic? That cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at Vandams might run circles around me in bed if I don't do some combo linez."

by Dirty Daddy December 18, 2012

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