wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome April 02, 2016

Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news!: a new corporal punishment was added to every school system in the nation called a wet hagan. More on this later!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by May 16, 2022

wet tablesaw

When someone farts in their sleep. It is very loud and juicy. It sounds like a tablesaw.

The hautings of a wet tablesaw keep me up at night.
Nathan, in his sleep, just did a wet tablesaw.

by June May 13, 2015

mrs fatty wet pussy

mrs fatty wet pussy is self explanatory it describes a person with a huge fat kattt!!!

damn she bhad that’s mrs fatty wet pussy right there

by mrsfattywettt November 22, 2023

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 06, 2023