by SirMrMan May 30, 2024
Get the Opp Citymug. Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night
Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌
Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥
Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏
Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬
Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤
Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌
Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts
Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥
Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies
Person A: Man, you never believe me!
Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday
Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏
Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀
Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬
Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties
Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!
Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies
Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.
Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
Get the cap city centralmug. by spamtenna July 9, 2025
Get the Greedy Citymug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. by FuccGoat August 5, 2017
Get the city of englandmug. 1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”
2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
Get the Kansas City Splattersmug. Mark Ryan (Born December 13th, 1997) aka Paranormal City, is a teenage internet celebrity, from Ireland, known for his EDM / Acoustic Pop Music. Since his musical début in 2012, he's garnered millions of hits on his social media platforms, along with hundreds and thousands of followers. He also runs a successful YouTube channel. Being a very prolific songwriter, he has produced and composed for many home artists and indie film scores.
Mark's influences include Owl City, Passion Pit, Daniel Johnston, Moby, Benn Jordan, Marina and The Diamonds, William Orbit, Radiohead, Jake Bugg and Nirvana.
His releases in 2015, the 'HeForShe' EP and the 'Samsara' EP, both garnered him the number one spot on the Irish iTunes Electronic chart on their release. In November 2015, Mark embarked on a tour across the UK and Ireland, playing acoustic shows in promotion for the Samsara and HeForShe EPs. As well as earlier radio tours, in promotion of his music across Ireland, in live acoustic sessions allowing tracks to get much airplay. Radio play includes tracks being played on BBC Radio and alternative air ways in the UK.
Mark is seen playing acoustic shows with his guitar in gigs, parades and festivals all over Ireland and UK festivals. He is also booked to play some festivals across Ireland and the USA this spring and into summer 2016. He's also going on a promotional radio tour on the East and South coast this year in late March 2016 for more music, set to be released in July 2016.
Mark's influences include Owl City, Passion Pit, Daniel Johnston, Moby, Benn Jordan, Marina and The Diamonds, William Orbit, Radiohead, Jake Bugg and Nirvana.
His releases in 2015, the 'HeForShe' EP and the 'Samsara' EP, both garnered him the number one spot on the Irish iTunes Electronic chart on their release. In November 2015, Mark embarked on a tour across the UK and Ireland, playing acoustic shows in promotion for the Samsara and HeForShe EPs. As well as earlier radio tours, in promotion of his music across Ireland, in live acoustic sessions allowing tracks to get much airplay. Radio play includes tracks being played on BBC Radio and alternative air ways in the UK.
Mark is seen playing acoustic shows with his guitar in gigs, parades and festivals all over Ireland and UK festivals. He is also booked to play some festivals across Ireland and the USA this spring and into summer 2016. He's also going on a promotional radio tour on the East and South coast this year in late March 2016 for more music, set to be released in July 2016.
by teamhappy August 15, 2016
Get the Paranormal Citymug.