fozzy bear

A man that needs to trim his dick hair and take more showers. Also needs to get beat up.

Oh yea i called him fozzy bear cuz hes gross.

by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

rizzly bear

when a mf has so much rizz he literally turns in a fucking bear and the hoes ride him

that mf has so much rizz he turned into a mf bear call him a rizzly bear jesus christ

by kingbadmon December 17, 2022

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Jae Bear

Someone who uses cute language and is able to make your day brighter.

here comes my jae bear

by crudefervor April 14, 2024

Polar Bear Head

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."

by Childofthelight March 1, 2014

Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.

she'd done laid a bear trap

by ella-ness September 20, 2020

bear

Internetaaron

"You're a bear!"

by F0RMAL1TY October 22, 2023