Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

road rules

MTV show where 6 teamates completes missions to win MONEY....lots of fighting and bitch slapping...

Join Road Rules to be bitch-slap by someone you loath

by Kath July 26, 2003

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

rule 964

If you let someone borrow your hot glue gun, they HAVE to send you a full on tittie pic in return.

I let you borrow my hot glue gun. Rule 964

by Vic rock November 30, 2023

70/30 rule 130%

Words of wisdom from Iron Ike during a trip to Southeast Asia after arriving in New Delhi on an 18 hour flight explains how things work in India

Iron Ike muttered that this situation followed the 70/30 rule 130% of the time before realizing the logic of the statement and it would forever be associated with his wisdom

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

Rule n27

“ Violence is not an answer “
But they don’t deserve an answer anyways

They ruined it all so Rule N27 to show them worth of it

by Arqimagi January 26, 2023

rule swap

The changing of gameboard rules like adding another game board piece that doesn't normally belong there to create I different game with a different experience.

When my friend and I get board of the same board game we try to rule swap it with another board game to have more fun!

by LaDodgers360 June 12, 2016